shonky wonky chunky punky funky cheese outsider

...you weren't supposed to get that.
This is the Rachel Comey "jones crochet sandal clog" from Opening Ceremony.

Um, crochet, sandal, and clog all in one name?!?! I mean...really. AGH. This is painful. In a good way! And bad.

If I was an interesting enough person to have places to wear heels/had $180 to spend on shoes that might not even fit me for a while, I would mother these dearly. WHILE WE ARE AT IT...
These are also beautiful. They are chunky and brown and semi ugly and would look perfect with printed socks that I don't own. Perhaps the hand painted Tsumori Chisato ones I would buy but wouldn't be able to wash since they're hand painted but oh wait my feet are gross I mean smell like roses and uh y'know you don't want roses stinking up the room.

crickets. crickets.

Anyway, WHAT GIVES, ECONOMY/TINY POCKETS? You know what? Don't talk to me. No, s'all good. I'll just be over here in the corner playing with pieces of cardboard cut out to look like my new stalking victims.

crickets, crickets.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

OhMyGeeze. I was just looking at some plats of....basically the same likeness. Anyways, its nice to know Im not alone in that respect.

Katie said...

Ummm, I was just looking at those same Frye platforms. Today. I'm trying to put together a super-cool outfit for my 20 year (yes I'm old) H.S. reunion next month. Any suggestions to impress all my old classmates?

Valéria Stüber said...

Teviii.. u are so fashion, girl.. im from Brazil, and here, u could to make a class for brazilian stilysts hahahahaha.. i loved your blog, honey.. when i grew up i wanna to be like uuuuu.... kisses...

b said...

Crochet is so great. What size shoes do you wear?

PS - I didn't know you followed me on 8tracks.

sd said...

haha well i really like the craziness of the first shoe

laia. said...

you would ROCK those comey ones...

Daphne said...

You're one of the funniest people around. Seriously.

erin baillie-rutter said...

shabam! those are some purdy shoes. great textures combining on one spectacular heel. i want!

(i'm feeling up my pockets for spare love) hmph, looks like they're shallow. aint no love here. though there wasn't any before the economy dropped anyways....

dolla dolla billz are always on my mind.
ALWAYS.

so uh, thanks for the craving!

Unknown said...

You dont need a place to wear heels...
You wear them EVERYWHERE!!!

TheSleekGeek said...

omg i love your blog!you're jsut awesome!! love your style!
xx
Jun

Unknown said...

have you seen the trailer for The September Issue?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9-bAwz9uWk&fmt=22

Soren Lorensen said...

bbbaaaaahhahahahahaha

that is me laughing

but hate for the top shoes can't lie.

Rebecca said...

Very Awxamager shoes. I would want them except that I trip and fall on my face enough without heels. Sadly true.

http://www.nearstyle.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

loving these little shoes
the kitten heel with the platform makes the shoe perfect!

-cma
check out my blog @
cosmicaroline.blogspot.com

Unknown said...

RONALDO!

Anonymous said...

I love the heels and the Jojo and Malou face dress is so cute! yay for planets! I really like the planets for Hussein Chalayan and Alexander Macqueen! Space is so mysterious especially stars, black holes, and aliens.. :)

MEF said...

these shoes are positively fabulous! only you could pull them off with printed socks though! they would be a fabulous investment!

M

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