I got soul but I'm not a soldier

Outfit from ze otha day.
3 dresses: $0.50
2 skirts: $0.00
1 jacket: $0.00
Running out of creative post ideas and having it come down to using a cheesy MasterCard commercial spiel: priceless.
Some things, like sitting at home on a Friday night letting bad TV brainwash me, money can't buy. For everything else, there's mooching off your parents and finding loose change in the couch.