would it be illegal if i married this kid?

[21:15] me: OMG
[21:15] me: http://men.style.com/slideshows/mens/fashionshows/F2009MEN/JPGMEN/RUNWAY/00010m.jpg
[21:15] me: hes MINE
[21:15] belle: whaksdjldsf
[21:15] belle: WHY SO CUTE
[21:15] belle: he killed a thousand babies to attain the cuteness he has
[21:15] belle: HE IS A DEMON CHILD
[21:15] me: yes but with a fro
[21:15] me: instead of horns
[21:16] belle: they're hidden in the fro