"ME CRAZY NO WAY LOL WUT"

Alexander McQueen, Fall 09.

Possible captions include:

• "A LOT OF CELEBRITIES LIKE TO PARTY AND BE WILD BUT I REALLY JUST LIKE TO CURL UP ON THE COUCH WITH A BOOK AND MY CAT, KITTIEWINKLES."
• "WHAT WAS THAT PUNCH WE HAD BACKSTAGE? MAROON PLUM UNICORN DREAM? OR SOMETHING?"
• Someone in the audience had a stuffed panda bear with them and Anastasija thought it was cute and magical.
• "HAYYYYY! REMEMBER ME? WE WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL TOGETHER! YEAH, THAT WAS ME IN THE BACK OF ENGLISH CLASS. YEAH! YEAH, I WAS THE SHY ONE, WITH THE FUZZY ORANGE SWEATER AND NEON HEELS I WORE EVERY DAY? YEAH! SO GLAD YOU REMEMBER ME!!!! CAN I BUY YOU COFFEE? A RED BULL??"
• "FURBIES LIVE!!!"
  

Tell me yours! The best one wins..a..uh...that's right, I'm just letting the suspense build...best one wins a, um, Balenciaga bag. It's imaginary though, you can't see it, or feel it. They only produced 20 and you can't find them anywhere.

EDIT..I can't choose. That's totally lame right? But I seriously can't! YOU KIDS, WITH YOUR WORDS, AND YOUR LAUGHTER.