"ME CRAZY NO WAY LOL WUT"

Alexander McQueen, Fall 09.
Possible captions include:
  • "A LOT OF CELEBRITIES LIKE TO PARTY AND BE WILD BUT I REALLY JUST LIKE TO CURL UP ON THE COUCH WITH A BOOK AND MY CAT, KITTIEWINKLES."
  • "WHAT WAS THAT PUNCH WE HAD BACKSTAGE? MAROON PLUM UNICORN DREAM? OR SOMETHING?"
  • Someone in the audience had a stuffed panda bear with them and Anastasija thought it was cute and magical.
  • "HAYYYYY! REMEMBER ME? WE WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL TOGETHER! YEAH, THAT WAS ME IN THE BACK OF ENGLISH CLASS. YEAH! YEAH, I WAS THE SHY ONE, WITH THE FUZZY ORANGE SWEATER AND NEON HEELS I WORE EVERY DAY? YEAH! SO GLAD YOU REMEMBER ME!!!! CAN I BUY YOU COFFEE? A RED BULL??"
  • "FURBIES LIVE!!!"
Tell me yours! The best one wins..a..uh...that's right, I'm just letting the suspense build...best one wins a, um, Balenciaga bag. It's imaginary though, you can't see it, or feel it. They only produced 20 and you can't find them anywhere.

EDIT..I can't choose. That's totally lame right? But I seriously can't! YOU KIDS, WITH YOUR WORDS, AND YOUR LAUGHTER.

53 comments:

SC said...

"YOUR MOM SAYS 'HI'."

josephine said...

Play him off, Keyboard Cat.

L I L Y said...

HEhahehHEHhewhHWHhehHEHahHEHhahehAHHEA
CAT

-caption fail :)

xl

effy said...

hey girl, you were featured in an argentinian mag :) contratulations, if you want me to scan the images, just tell me

desertöse said...

"I'M ONLY IN YOUR HEAD..."

Antonio Barros said...

Her face looks great!!!

the singular

50two said...

thats what she said.

Sophia said...

"I knew I had a missing twin brother: Marylin Manson!!!!!"
I would love to add that imaginary Balenciaga bag to my imaginary wardrobe and want to put it next to my imaginary Prada bag and wear it with my imaginary Marni wedges and imaginary Chanel dress!

C.Sarah said...

"HAAAY YOU'RE CUTE. LET'S GO ON A DATE. WINK WINK."

Winking is said out loud.

The Zsa Zsa Zsu said...

hahahaha what a classic photo

ipopheart said...

what was it mcqueen was going for?? Rabies on crack? Scare the little children? oh wait-wasn't it distressed housewife?

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Anjelica said...

"IS MY LIPSTICK A BIT OFF?"
"IT IS?"
"GOD DAMMIT"

caption faaaail :)

Chloe Tweeny said...

lol, her expression is just priceless!

Nicole P. said...

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!

Christine said...

HEY IM A VAMPIRE! WATCH ME FLYYYYYY!

Jacquie said...

"you're right, i shouldn't have worn a scarf"

Amandine said...

"I think I had a few too many drinks."
or
"Maybe this lipstick was a bad idea."

Rosé Magritte said...

"Alright I've had enough of this - I did NOT eat the last of the grape popsicles and I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU GUYS ARE ALWAYS BLAMING ME"

Rosé Magritte said...

PS. Your cute stuffed panda bear caption made me lol, literally. props.

b said...

THAT'S RIGHT, I HAVE A PENIS.

Ashley said...

heehee hilarious...even if I still think the makeup at this show was really really creepy.

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emily said...

BRANDON WHOEVER YOU ARE, DATE ME

george said...

'So Ronald Macdonald did have a secretly fashionable twin sister! i just knew it!'

trilby said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I'm your new MOMMY!

Loves you Tavi.

Trilby

www.thegirlinthetrilby.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

"This snapshot is from the exciting new Tim Burton film about vampire cannibals! Coming to a theater near YOU."

lol, great pic.

Miss Deyn said...

"I just murdered a red velvet cupcake!"

Kylie said...

"I'm old Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegg!"

<3<3<3

Trains and Sewing Machines said...

"HEY GUYS! WHAT! WHAT?! DO I HAVE SOMETHING ON MY FACE?........HEY I KNOW A WHERE WE CAN GET SOME REALLY AWESOME SQUIRREL LATER!"

carolyn said...

RAWR FEAR MY FLAMING JIGSAW HOUNDSTOOTH

Kate said...

"Help! Help! My face is STUCK!"

Anonymous said...

"A BLACK MAN'S PRESIDENT!"

Anonymous said...

"HARRY POTTER! We meet again!"

Isabel said...

I can't think of anything because your "we went to high school" one is just too good!

Anonymous said...

this is crazy!

-cma
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cosmicaroline.blogspot.com

Hebden said...

"I hate getting my hair wet...so I put on a bin bag turban...but that didn't seem like enough protection...so I stuck an umbrella on my head...but then I thought, sod it, this is getting a little depressing...so I wrapped myself up in a table cloth and put on my evil clown make up. And now I'm ready to go out and collect my cat from the dry cleaners."

Gina Marie said...

Do I have anything in my teeth?

LittleDoodles said...

"Naomi ain't got nothing on me..."

Looking forward to placing my imaginary riches in my imaginary bag :)

ELVIA said...

"i eat babies. hey, can i have yours?" (lol)

shrunk said...

" are you sure I didn't over do it?"

Anonymous said...

i vote #2

Peshtigo said...

"Hi. Im Tavi. Nice to meet you." xoxo colleen

Adia J. said...

hey!!! oh yeah this? they said it might rain...

Adia J. said...

this is what the kids wear out nowadays, no? i went for interesting but nothing flashy... i'm just looking to have a good time, not call attention to myself.

Adia J. said...

hey do i have anything in my teeth???

between peace and happiness said...

'If the wind changes your face will stay like...oh'

Anonymous said...

Tavi, you're hilarious. My hero. Bahahaha!

Evie Stothert said...

Tavi, you're a genuis. Every single one of your posts makes me laugh out loud.

carlos... said...

"Uh, sorry Steve, your just not my type."
----------
Tavi, I saw you on the H+M website!!

THE H+M WEBSITE, I REPEAT!!

Maybe you knew that.
But still, isn't that quite exciting?
Your in the Kids style guide if you wanna check and bloat and act all smug. xD

BtW- I just got my first follower!!

The Sad Thing Is, It took about 2 Years.

2YEARS.

I feel like a failure.. xD

Anonymous said...

I dont know you, or anything about you, but I have just stumbled across you blog and must say you are a true inspiration. For someone of only 13 years old you have determination and passion (aswell as a truly admirable style!)

Your fabulous.

Ricky B said...

"I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by SWITCHING TO GEICO!"

Bexors said...

The inspiration for this is definitely a performance artist named Leigh Bowery and an artist character named "Vulva" (played by David Walliams of Little Britain fame) on one of the most brilliant television series in the UK of the last 90's, early 00's, SPACED.

Starring Simon Pegg and Jessica Stevenson and directed by the oh so influenced Edgar Wright (of Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, etc.

Here is the Leigh Bowery performance: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grl6iX5M0mE

Anonymous said...

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