September 2, 2008

He's on someone else's computer and can't do poems!

I wore this to school today, but Claire stole my windbreaker and pranced around in it with her Edie Sedgwick haircut. That bitch. I mean, what gives? First my jacket, then my peanut butter, I can tell you're already trying to take Belle too and that it NOT going to happen. That just won't fly around here missy. Food and clothes is one thing, my wife is quite another. Go after your beloved Leighton Lively or whatever, but NOT my rap group partner. You don't even know what to buy her at the Salvation Army! You may want to keep in mind that I can regift that leather jacket I gave you faster than you can say omgonetreehillison before you start gallivanting with my beloved. Two and a Half Men SUCKS by the way.
P.S. tomorrow when Mr. A. throws that dumb Talking Ball at you in science and you drop it....I will laugh. And encourage all my allied forces to laugh at you as well.
P.P.S. I hope you never get the staples out of your dumb cardigan.

TANGGG
Everything is thrifted. All I need now is a fanny pack.
True story bout the dream in case you were wondering. I don't think I'm spending too much time on the computer at ALL.

27 comments:

Modelizer said...

adorable as always :)

montypython101 said...

tavs, omg i would LOVE to hav u at my HS. seriously, a source of inspiration is just BURSTING within from u. i'll just roll u up and put u in my backpack. ur small enough ;). also, two and a half men DOES suck. really i kinda wanted to kill some of the guys in my class cuz they kept quoting that.

Malena said...

you are so funny.. im not even going to ask about the talking ball...

two and a half men totally does suck btw. not as good as mighty boosh

Sasha said...

Ahhh, I've read this blog for a while and it's only fair I comment.

You're my new favourite blogger!

*Snatches your closet*

ttn said...

fierce. very fierce.

Diggin the blog. Saw you on the UO blog, been following you since. Good stuff, I must say.

Arabelle said...

OUR PHONE CONVOS ARE ALWAYS COMPLAINING AND FOOD. we're like old ladies in teenage / prepubescent bodies.

p.s CLAIRE~ CALL ME~

jk. tavi is my 1 true rap partner.

Francesca said...

Who is claire? But more importantly...why is that ball TALKING???

P.S. BEWARE: I must have multiple-personality disorder or something because I'm not like this normally. Except on the last day of school when I totally wigged out and started jumping on tables. Seriously, it was awesome.

Cheyenne said...

That shirt is halarioous!

Sa said...

Hey tavi, I love the "eat diamonds for breakfast top" who is it made by? I really want one!

MHBass said...

wow, for a moment i thought you and the tangg were the same person! you pull this off well. and two and a half men is shit, although it does have the funniest theme tune ever - i watch the beginning just for that.

Soul Tanggg said...

aghaghgh I've always hated that picture of me, lol.

whats really great, though, is that I had yet ANOTHER colorful legging night last night.
there must be something in the air.

Megann said...

Wow i looove your leggings :D

Johanne said...

Eat diamonds for breakfast and shine all day" I love that top!

Kira Fashion said...

so cool!!!

a kiss!!

The Stylish Wanderer said...

The outfit is just like the 80s....Um yeah.

And I really dont understand why you have to swear?

And I like two and a half men.

All in all, this post offended me, and I didnt get a verbal beating even.

bewkworm said...

wow woman, that jacket is bangin'. gives me confidance for my own school debut, as it were. well, when that "talk ball" or whatever comes at you, i hope you deliver a speech of scorching eloquence. scorching, i like that adjective. tavi, you are SCORCHING.

Brooke said...

hey tavi =]

you were in the sydney morning herald today! i know media appearances are probably becoming the norm for you but anyway, i took a photo for you so here tis:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/brookeemma/20080904_144420.jpg

and another:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/brookeemma/20080904_144409.jpg

love! xx

The Clothes Horse said...

You reminded me of Tanggg before I even read it. Rad.

Isabel said...

I wish I was your wife. But then I would be a pedophile...Ooops! You look really cool though. Very colourful-glowstick-rave.

Dee. said...

love your blog man!
link me?

Susie Bubble said...

Definitely Tanggg like but I'm guilty to since I love any sort of printed leggings

janii. said...

tavi,
i'm ur fan xD
now honestly, i love the way u look
and write
and think
and so on.
ur my inspiration at the moment.

<3

Hanna said...

The outfit is not my total favourite. I'm just sick of all these uber 80's hipster reduxes. Bring on the nineties! However, your extremely hilarious post made me forget my disapproval, see how that works?

Sydney Speel said...

i disagree with hanna.

the 80s were one of my favourite fashion generations and, yes, ok, the colours are bright, but very cooool.

pretty much: you have guts to make such bold fashion statements at school.

head in the clouds. said...

damn. i love that tank top. the diamonds one haha. and i love your outfit.

Anna Shapiro said...

Please come to my school?

haha we can party.

love the outfit, btw.

T-Bonz said...

I had obvi already fell in love with your blog via my sister (lady lightening bringing the world together!) -- that being said...I may have to fight you for that YSL scarf ; ) Our mom didn't keep ANYTHING!! So jealous! Continue to be inspired, because I HEART what you come up with.