"Whoever thought the space theme would be a good idea? Oh, humanity."-Belle.
True dat. But it would've been semi cool if the set didn't look like one for a dating show, they didn't use phrases like "let us beam feircely", and they got some clothes that didn't look like they came from an S Club 7 music video:
The whole episode was PSA OVERLOAD (with a little Gossip Girl promoting here and there)! Of course it was about the election. Hmmm....I wonder who Tyra is voting for? Gosh, if only she had made it obvious to the world.
Not gonna lie, when the judges went "Now it's YOUR turn to vote!" I thought there was a new thing where you vote for you favorite model. Stupid *points to self*.
Only natural of Tyra to cast a bisexual, transgender, and plus size (though the plus size didn't make it to the actual cast. I think she looked too much like Whitney.)
Elina (the next Kim) is from Ukraine, which I find pretty cool. She's really tough about animal rights too. If she becomes too much for the judges I bet Tyra will purposely do a photoshoot where they have to model ferret carcus. I'm not crazy about her though because she reminds me of a girl at my school (personal side note for sophie: her last name is Toad, her lover is FatAss McGee).
Isis is fabulous. I love her. One of my flava faves. And when the judges interviewed everyone to see how much they knew about fashion, Isis was the only one who had answers. Everyone else was all "YOU CAN TEACH ME!" Come on ladies, this is America's Next Top Model, not American Idol. We are better than this.
But some girls were getting all mad about it, only because they feel THREATENED. Clark especially was getting all ROAR about it, I could almost see her taking out her tranny slingshot. I strongly dislike (scene freezes and the caption "HATE" appears at the bottom of the screen. Take that Jason Reitman) Clark.
My other favorite is Marjorie.
EDIT: Ha, I spelled Agyness wrong. How could I? She is EVERYWHERE now....
And in interesting news, Toccara, the plus size contestant from Cycle 3, was just in Vogue Italia. I KNOWWWW. I'm proud. I love her. And she didn't even win antm!! And it's a GOOD, really good, Vogue!! Not American Vogue, and not Seventeen!! And what have you done Whitney, hmmm?? AND get this: she was even up there with Matron Mama Tyra herself only Toccara had her own editorial. TREATED/DISSED/BURNED YOUR LIFE TYTY.
Sugar high? Me? Noo...
Disclaimer: Sorry if you came here hoping to find commentary on Sarah Palin's convention speech, but this is about Tyra's ego and not the 2008 election. I would like to commend you on the effort it must have taken you to squint your eyes small enough to read this! Now stop playing Free Cell and get back to work.
True dat. But it would've been semi cool if the set didn't look like one for a dating show, they didn't use phrases like "let us beam feircely", and they got some clothes that didn't look like they came from an S Club 7 music video:
The whole episode was PSA OVERLOAD (with a little Gossip Girl promoting here and there)! Of course it was about the election. Hmmm....I wonder who Tyra is voting for? Gosh, if only she had made it obvious to the world.Not gonna lie, when the judges went "Now it's YOUR turn to vote!" I thought there was a new thing where you vote for you favorite model. Stupid *points to self*.
Only natural of Tyra to cast a bisexual, transgender, and plus size (though the plus size didn't make it to the actual cast. I think she looked too much like Whitney.)
Elina (the next Kim) is from Ukraine, which I find pretty cool. She's really tough about animal rights too. If she becomes too much for the judges I bet Tyra will purposely do a photoshoot where they have to model ferret carcus. I'm not crazy about her though because she reminds me of a girl at my school (personal side note for sophie: her last name is Toad, her lover is FatAss McGee).
Isis is fabulous. I love her. One of my flava faves. And when the judges interviewed everyone to see how much they knew about fashion, Isis was the only one who had answers. Everyone else was all "YOU CAN TEACH ME!" Come on ladies, this is America's Next Top Model, not American Idol. We are better than this.But some girls were getting all mad about it, only because they feel THREATENED. Clark especially was getting all ROAR about it, I could almost see her taking out her tranny slingshot. I strongly dislike (scene freezes and the caption "HATE" appears at the bottom of the screen. Take that Jason Reitman) Clark.
My other favorite is Marjorie.
EDIT: Ha, I spelled Agyness wrong. How could I? She is EVERYWHERE now....And in interesting news, Toccara, the plus size contestant from Cycle 3, was just in Vogue Italia. I KNOWWWW. I'm proud. I love her. And she didn't even win antm!! And it's a GOOD, really good, Vogue!! Not American Vogue, and not Seventeen!! And what have you done Whitney, hmmm?? AND get this: she was even up there with Matron Mama Tyra herself only Toccara had her own editorial. TREATED/DISSED/BURNED YOUR LIFE TYTY.
Sugar high? Me? Noo...
Disclaimer: Sorry if you came here hoping to find commentary on Sarah Palin's convention speech, but this is about Tyra's ego and not the 2008 election. I would like to commend you on the effort it must have taken you to squint your eyes small enough to read this! Now stop playing Free Cell and get back to work.
15 comments:
GRRR. First I miss the first episode of Gossip Girl, and now this???! Why do I have to be so TV challenged? Why?
lol i'm not that interested in america's next top model but your blog entries are so interesting to read anyways
You are hilarious in the infinite. The Ukranian girl looks like an ex-member of T.a.T.u. You're old enough to remember S Club?! My early 2000's memory hangover is malfunctioning.
OMG I love ANTM! ok i totes agree with you on Isis- just because she is transgendered doesnt mean she is ugly or a man. I mean, once she gets the surgery, she will be fully female. I really dn't like the comments the girls made about her. they are jealous because she is better than them. I hate clark. she takes bad pictures, she is not high fashion at all, she is annoying and cocky, and she needs to go back to school! (i strongly disklike her too). But I am really rooting for Marjorie. she is so high fashion! Mr.Jay said he could only see her in europe, but europe is more high fashion than the us. ANTM has never had a true high fashion winner thats been sucessful, but Marjorie could be the first if she had more confidence.
ahaa S CLUB7 were my childhood love ;'D i saw them in concert. I love your blog btw :) and i can't wait for ANTM to air in the UK. arghh, my stupid country, we get everything at least 40gajjillion after everyone. Anywayy, alove your blog :)
Oh yes, S Club7 certainly is great. Bring It All Back, is only, like, my theme song.
i am so suprised you did not talk about Jay's new HAIR. it's WHITE. like...WHITE.
when tyra came out and did the whole "system overload spiel" i couldn't stop laughing.
i think you should do commentary for the whole season. i know i'd read!
OMG I forgot! It went well with the robot thing, am I right?
I've been considering doing commentary...but it's rather time consuming, much more than an outfit post. Not sure yet!
Marjorie is so adorable, I think I may have my favourite....for now at any rates! And I miss S Club, they were just so right for the time, I think I may just go prance around to some old tracks...
ahahaa S Club 7! Next to chocolate chip pancakes, their show used to be the highlight of my Saturday morning. Great, now I have S Club Party stuck in my head for the rest of the day...
P.S. I simply love you blog.
I agree the space theme was so dumb and just seemed overdone and cheesy. I also thought when she mentioned "your turn to vote" that they were opening it up to the public.
All in all I like the girls this season and it seems like there will be much more drama than last season. After all, isn't t.v. supposed to bring the dramz!
YAY DRAMAAAAA!
Shit!
ANTM season!
I gotta get on this ASAP!
I live for that show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i HATE clark too. she makes everyone from my school look bad.
whitney was in a catalouge over here in nz. a farmers catalouge. (like 2 steps more classier than kmart)
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